The contents of a Daily Show giftbag:

-Monopoly Board game.

-One huge bottle of Cherry Flavored Vodka — in case you want to go get some high school kids hammered after the show.

-One bottle of 1800 Tequila

-A package of those Nespresso packets but no machine by which to actually make an espresso

-One Daily Show Hat

-One Daily Show T-shirt

-One gift certificate to get a professional photographic portrait of your pet — in case you are ever traveling through NY with your dog.